Top Ten Weirdest Proposals by Jessica Ayers

10. Be Safe, Castrate- Castration for level three sex offenders (Mojica, 303)

9. Quail Hunter- Impeaching George W. Bush and Dick Cheney (Bowers, 22)

8. Dumpster Diving- Disposal of Spent Batteries and Accumulators (Boutin, 313)

7. Make Sure Big Brothers Not Watching- Banning all use of microchip implantation in humans, voluntary or involuntary (Couch, 319)

6. Baby Daddies- To grant men the ability to sign their legal and financial responsibilities to an unborn child if the mother refuses to get an abortion.

5. Shrinkin’ Lincoln- Changing the size of paper money (Walker, 183)

4. Cigarettes for Kidneys- Offer incentives for inmates to donate organs in order to meet the demands of transplantation (Garcia, 431)

3. Less Junk Out of a Different Trunk- Post Office Privatization Act (Pruitt, 203)

2. Dismantling the Deer Dump- Banning the disposal of deer carcasses in landfills and promoting the composting of deer carcasses as an environmentally responsible alternative (Burns, 41)

1. Dear Jon, I Hope you have E-mail- The elimination of “snail-mail” (Davis, 75)